things i would like to make clear:
1. whoever scored my really expensive blazer at fashion on friday, you're a jerk and i hate you.
2. same goes for my lipgloss.
3. how did i get pink in my hair?
4. were there party poppers involved?
5. who's aerobics jumper did i have on and does anyone have evidence of this?
6. cheap vodka and jager impairs the memory.
7. rhiana needs to fuck off. period.
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